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Tater
11-26-08, 12:49 PM
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
Employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.


The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena .

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'

'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.


jmac_52
11-26-08, 12:51 PM
Now that's funny right there!

Priceless!

:D

Pookie44
11-26-08, 02:18 PM
lol Good one.


veegirl71
11-26-08, 04:47 PM
lololol!!!!

Cris1102
12-10-08, 10:52 AM
oh my lol! and dont start jmac <a href="http://s116.photobucket.com/albums/o33/Cris1102/smileys/?action=view&current=ahmm.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o33/Cris1102/smileys/ahmm.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

jmac_52
12-10-08, 03:36 PM
oh my lol! and dont start jmac <a href="http://s116.photobucket.com/albums/o33/Cris1102/smileys/?action=view&current=ahmm.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o33/Cris1102/smileys/ahmm.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

What the hell did I do now?????

:D

Cris1102
12-10-08, 04:35 PM
your blonde comments dahlin :)

jmac_52
12-10-08, 04:37 PM
your blonde comments dahlin :)

Well.....I haven't even made one in a while.....:o

Cris1102
12-10-08, 04:42 PM
i wouldn't know ... i haven't been on in a while .. but u sure used too lol

jmac_52
12-10-08, 04:57 PM
i wouldn't know ... i haven't been on in a while .. but u sure used too lol

Well....maybe you should come around more.....it would give me more reason.....:p


:D

Cris1102
12-11-08, 12:26 PM
Well....maybe you should come around more.....it would give me more reason.....:p:D




<a href="http://s116.photobucket.com/albums/o33/Cris1102/?action=view&current=image001111.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o33/Cris1102/image001111.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

jmac_52
12-11-08, 01:45 PM
<a href="http://s116.photobucket.com/albums/o33/Cris1102/?action=view&current=image001111.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o33/Cris1102/image001111.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

I don't know about the blue hair.....it just ain't you Cris.

:D

marinepilot
12-11-08, 07:25 PM
It's actually blonde underneath all that blue....

Personally, I don't think the grumpy face is you at all, Cris!

suzanne1020U.S.
12-11-08, 07:44 PM
OMG! lol