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10-16-08, 03:40 PM
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell
that joke, you should know something."
"The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and I'm a 6' tall, 200
pound blond with a black belt in karate. What's more, the guy sitting
next to me is 6'2," weighs 225 pounds, and he's a blond weight lifter."
He continues, "The fella to your right is blond, 6'5" and pushing 300
pounds, and he's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still
wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
that joke, you should know something."
"The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and I'm a 6' tall, 200
pound blond with a black belt in karate. What's more, the guy sitting
next to me is 6'2," weighs 225 pounds, and he's a blond weight lifter."
He continues, "The fella to your right is blond, 6'5" and pushing 300
pounds, and he's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still
wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.