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View Full Version : The Blonde and the Ventriloquist


Cris1102
08-24-08, 02:55 PM
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town bar.

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair.

She starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?”

“It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general ... and all in the name of humor!!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells,

"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little ****, sierra sitting on your knee!"

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intreker05
08-24-08, 04:28 PM
Hey, I resemble that comment!

pafindr
08-24-08, 05:24 PM
I like that one!! :D


BigFan5o
08-24-08, 10:02 PM
Thats a good one, I thought is was going to end differently but I am glad it didn't!

Cris1102
08-24-08, 11:00 PM
Hey, I resemble that comment!



lol calm down, I'm blonde too ;) ... I think it's great, I can play dumb when I want to :D

Sierra
08-25-08, 12:35 AM
I'm talking to that little ****, sierra sitting on your knee!"

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:( That was mean, Cris. And to hit me with it on my birthday.

Cris1102
08-25-08, 09:23 AM
:( That was mean, Cris. And to hit me with it on my birthday.



ahh shaddup ... you know you laughed

jmac_52
08-25-08, 11:42 AM
There's nothing wrong with a blonde enjoying a good blonde joke.

:D

Pookie44
08-25-08, 02:11 PM
LMAO!!! Good one Cris

FutureBlue
08-28-08, 03:19 PM
Good one..thanks for sharing! :D

BOY-IN-BLUE
09-09-08, 02:55 PM
Seriously why are people so concerned with our education? George Bush a while back made the coment that 1/4 of students cant find Germany on the map. Why should we have to?! Especially after what the Germans did to us at pearl harbour in 1973.

TXCharlie
09-09-08, 11:02 PM
Cris, don't be so mean to those dummies next time - They don't know what they're saying :D

Cris1102
09-21-08, 09:17 PM
Cris, don't be so mean to those dummies next time - They don't know what they're saying :D



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