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A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GT in
front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a
truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's
door.

Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident
and pulled up behind the Porsche, his lights flashing. But, before the cop had a
chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about
how his Porsche, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely
ruined and would never be the same, no matter how hard the body shop tries to
make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in
disgust and disbelief. 'I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are,' he said. 'You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things
in life .'

'How can you say such a thing?' asked the lawyer. The cop replied, 'Don't
you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!'

'OH, MY GOD!' screamed the lawyer.
'MY ROLEX!'

LOL hilarious Cris I would rep you but I need to spread it around.

yeah my landlord is a lawyer ... i just luv em
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Lol.

:D that's a good one!

hehe i think sierra is a lawyer, this is probably the only joke he hasn't made a blond comment in :D

hehe i think sierra is a lawyer, this is probably the only joke he hasn't made a blond comment in :D

Although I have considered obtaining my JD, I gotta get my BS (yeah, yeah, I already thought about that) first. And I am currently an immigration cop. Can't be hitting you with blond jokes all the time anyway, it annoys ghreg. =)

What's the similarity between lawyers and spermatozoa?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance in becoming human.

Although I have considered obtaining my JD, I gotta get my BS (yeah, yeah, I already thought about that) first. And I am currently an immigration cop. Can't be hitting you with blond jokes all the time anyway, it annoys ghreg. =)


I have one of those BS's too lol so now worries on the jokes with that one

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What's the similarity between lawyers and spermatozoa?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance in becoming human.


I wonder how my landlord is gonna react when i tell him that one <a href="http://s116.photobucket.com/albums/o33/Cris1102/?action=view&current=ATT58336.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o33/Cris1102/ATT58336.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> thats a good one

That is priceless!
Canuck, that is absolutely awesome!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

I have one of those BS's too lol so now worries on the jokes with that one

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Greg never had the time to be able to look me up and hit me with his cane before.

Greg never had the time to be able to look me up and hit me with his cane before.




bwahahaha!! just noticed the "Dying in PA" location ... i bet :D What happened to living in the desert?

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Was on detail to PA for 2.5 months in MCSAP's neck of the woods for work. Am happily back in the desert but hadn't gotten around to changing my location.

And thank you for the grats.