The REAL POLICE FORUM is a leading community of police officers and law enforcement professionals. The forum includes police chat and restricted areas for police officers only. The ask-a-cop area allows you to ask questions to real police officers and only verified police are allowed to respond. REALPOLICE.com also features law enforcement jobs, news, training materials and expert articles.ngcsubutterbar
05-11-08, 06:24 PM
Enjoy:
A bus stops and 2 Italian immigrant men get on. They sit down
and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed
pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in
public places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talking' abouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi '."
$5.00 says you're gonna read this again.
A bus stops and 2 Italian immigrant men get on. They sit down
and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed
pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in
public places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talking' abouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi '."
$5.00 says you're gonna read this again.