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04-20-08, 11:17 AM
;)A Florida senior citizen drove her brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership.
Taking off down the road, she pushed it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through her greying hair
'Amazing,' she thought as she flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even
more. Looking in her rear view mirror, she saw the state trooper behind her,
blue lights flashing and siren blaring. She floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.
Suddenly she thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this,' and
pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind her,
the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch
and said, 'Mam, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday.
If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before,
I'll let you go.'
The lady paused. Then said, 'Three years ago, my husband ran off
with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing him back.'
'Have a good day , Mam,' replied the trooper
Taking off down the road, she pushed it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through her greying hair
'Amazing,' she thought as she flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even
more. Looking in her rear view mirror, she saw the state trooper behind her,
blue lights flashing and siren blaring. She floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.
Suddenly she thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this,' and
pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind her,
the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch
and said, 'Mam, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday.
If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before,
I'll let you go.'
The lady paused. Then said, 'Three years ago, my husband ran off
with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing him back.'
'Have a good day , Mam,' replied the trooper