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View Full Version : Absolute Freaking Moron...


Nole795
03-25-08, 07:50 PM
Just released from lockup, man tries carjacking

By Dianna Cahn | South Florida Sun-Sentinel
5:26 PM EDT, March 25, 2008

The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office called him stupid Tuesday. But Frank Singleton could almost write the book on how to turn a misdemeanor into a felony without ever leaving the jail's parking lot.

"This is one of the stupid criminals," Sheriff's Office spokesman Paul Miller said.

Singleton, 21, of West Palm Beach, got released from the county lockup Tuesday after being arrested on a misdemeanor trespassing charge.

He immediately ran out into the visitor's parking lot and, in an apparent effort to get away as quickly as possible, tried to carjack a 2006 Nissan 350Z, Miller said.

The woman who was driving it, Justine Lapierre, was just getting out of her car when Singleton ran at her saying, "I want your car," Miller said.

He pushed Lapierre out of the way, grabbed the keys and jumped into the Nissan. But it was a manual transmission and Singleton couldn't operate it, Miller said.

Hearing the commotion, Sheriff's Office Pastor Leo Krug walked up and, holding his handgun by his side, ordered the barely free Singleton to the ground so a deputy could handcuff him.

Singleton was booked on a carjacking charge.

"I don't think he wanted to go back to jail," Miller said. "I think he really wanted to get away and was looking for a car." When the detective was making the arrest, he asked Singleton why he did this.

"I didn't feel like walking," Singleton said.

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/broward/sfl-0325carjacking,0,628095.story


jhung
04-12-08, 10:32 AM
Poor guy. Maybe it was because he was staying in jail for so long, his mind couldn't think straight any longer.

Samuel
04-12-08, 12:00 PM
Poor guy. Maybe it was because he was staying in jail for so long, his mind couldn't think straight any longer.

"poor guy", Are you freaking serious? :confused:


Hockey9019
04-12-08, 01:14 PM
Lmao that tops em I'm thinking





Poor poor guy....too bad they didn't shoot him ;)


By the way, tresspassing charge? In jail for a long time? HAH!

CPDlife4ME
04-12-08, 01:32 PM
LOL whoops my mistake, dunno how I got here...

jhung
04-13-08, 11:22 AM
"poor guy", Are you freaking serious? :confused:

I didn't mean 'poor' as in I felt sorry for him. His brain had probably been fried by the time he was released and therefore prevented him from having a clear mind of doing anything.

If I was in that woman's place, I would hit him with my car door. Then let the police take over. Car door is a good shield. Actually to be honest, I've done it once and it really works as a great self defense shield.

Samuel
04-13-08, 04:36 PM
I didn't mean 'poor' as in I felt sorry for him. His brain had probably been fried by the time he was released and therefore prevented him from having a clear mind of doing anything.

If I was in that woman's place, I would hit him with my car door. Then let the police take over. Car door is a good shield. Actually to be honest, I've done it once and it really works as a great self defense shield.

"I didn't feel like walking", coupled with a substantial criminal history (IIRC) suggests to me that he is a lazy POS and NOT some "poor" bastard who has been "institutionalized" by the system or is suffering from some other mental ailment (not having a "clear mind"). In MY mind, he is clearly a scumbag.

Hockey9019
04-13-08, 05:59 PM
"I didn't feel like walking", coupled with a substantial criminal history (IIRC) suggests to me that he is a lazy POS and NOT some "poor" bastard who has been "institutionalized" by the system or is suffering from some other mental ailment (not having a "clear mind"). In MY mind, he is clearly a scumbag.

And Sam, what should we do with "scumbags" :D

jhung
04-13-08, 08:59 PM
"I didn't feel like walking", coupled with a substantial criminal history (IIRC) suggests to me that he is a lazy POS and NOT some "poor" bastard who has been "institutionalized" by the system or is suffering from some other mental ailment (not having a "clear mind"). In MY mind, he is clearly a scumbag.

Lol, I agree with you and I was being sarcastic too.

Samuel
04-14-08, 01:21 AM
And Sam, what should we do with "scumbags" :D

Well, IMO first step is to kick em in the ding ding repeatedly, as hard as possible, until they are no longer able to reproduce... :D

Darin
04-14-08, 06:23 AM
Well, IMO first step is to kick em in the ding ding repeatedly, as hard as possible, until they are no longer able to reproduce... :D

Samuel....you are hereby advised that your man card is officially revoked for judicial review. Utterance of "ding ding" is against man law.


:D :p :cool:

cobravenom1
04-14-08, 12:30 PM
Samuel....you are hereby advised that your man card is officially revoked for judicial review. Utterance of "ding ding" is against man law.


:D :p :cool:


Gotta agree with him Sam. Leave your man card in the top sock drawer for 24hrs. During those 24hrs, you will read and watch any "John Wayne" books/videos available to you. When done, come back and check in with Darin for release clearance.:p:D