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View Full Version : Letter to Dr. Phil


Drew27k9
11-02-06, 09:15 AM
Dear Dr. Phil ,





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When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing.


Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us she always complains that I spend too much time fishing.


A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself. What would you do? Tell the w ife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?



Thanks,

Fisherman





PS Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two bass we caught





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Dear Fisherman,

Get rid of that narrow minded wife. That's a nice pair of bass!


DR. Phil


jmac_52
11-02-06, 09:20 AM
Ditch the wife and move in with Sam!

;)

palerider88
11-02-06, 09:27 AM
Gee......I wonder why he wrote to Dr. Phil and not Dear Abby. hmmmmm

(Mr. Drew you crack me up!!!)


7mmMag
11-02-06, 12:42 PM
Nice, very nice.............

jamez
11-02-06, 12:45 PM
That looks like my fishing buddy, Charlie! :eek:

MagDLina
11-02-06, 12:47 PM
Very nice bASS...

Stick with the fishing buddy... ;)