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I was at the airport today, picking up a piece of OTC freight from AA. While killing time, I was chatting with the APD K9 officer. His dog was doing what all K9s do, looking tough, growling softly under his breath, in general, acting like he wanted to bite my legs off and eat them.

All of a sudden, the dog jumped up and licked his handler on the nose. I about died laughing and the cop about died from embaresment.:D

Anywhoo, I thought it was funny.

No, funny would be YOU jumping up and licking his nose. :D

I have said to my self ten times that "I will stay on subject". Yes,that is a funny story.:p

I stayed on subject.

My dog will never lick my face, she has been known to be a poo-snacker!:D

My dog will never lick my face, she has been known to be a poo-snacker!:D


Ha ha ha, that's funny and nasty at the same time.:D

Personally I can't believe Norm used the word "cute" in a post - it's so un-norm!!
My dog will never lick my face, she has been known to be a poo-snacker!
Any of you dog-handlers know how to stop this? My mothers new puppy is going through a phase of this too, dirty little bugger!! I guess he's just trying to recycle but it's not the nicest thing

Personally I can't believe Norm used the word "cute" in a post - it's so un-norm!!

What can I say, it was cute.:D

What can I say, it was cute.:D

He did it again! Who are you and what have you done with the real Norm?

God...

Not to thread jack but this reminds me of what happened to me yesterday..

I get home from work and lay down on the couch.. the dog (german shep)runs in from outside where my wife was, jumps on my chest and starts licking my face. My wife comes in from outside and just starts laughing, while our dog is licking my face. She says "She just ate a turd..."

Ugh.......

Any of you dog-handlers know how to stop this? My mothers new puppy is going through a phase of this too, dirty little bugger!! I guess he's just trying to recycle but it's not the nicest thing

Ugh. My dog Shadow does the same thing. But I kept scolding him and telling him no. However, that didn't work. So when I caught him doing it again, I grabbed him firmly by the scruff of the neck, pointed at the feces and told him no. However, in your case, with a puppy, I'd recommend talking to a vet. Your pup might be lacking something in his diet.



Originally Posted by Norm357
What can I say, it was cute.

He did it again! Who are you and what have you done with the real Norm?

He's been invaded by aliens! :eek:

I got lucky with my dog, Buddy (and if you can guess his breed you're doing better than the best vet minds in Australia - German Shep/Staffordshire bull terrier/ridgeback/kelpie/??? cross at best guess). He is the smartest dog I have ever met (and I have had quite a few). But he is the cleanest thing in the world. He won't go out at night to the toilet if it has been raining (he might get his feet wet).

When he was a pup I taught him to do things by showing him my badge and explain that I was the only one in the family with the authority to lawfully destroy animals and he was the only animal so he better join the dots. After a few times of that, he knew he was in trouble when the badge came out. (My wife found it hilarious)

He started a bad habit a few years ago by drinking tea from my wife's cup. One day I sent him to his room (a large area at the rear of our house at the time). I made him sit in his bed "and think about what he had done." I gave him a stern lecture (much to my wife's amusement) He stayed there for an hour, and then snuck up to my wife, licked her feet, cuddled up for an hour (sucked up to her in other words) and has never touched a cup of tea since.

I hope kids are half as easy to raise as this particular dog. (Doubt it)

OK, these stories are really CUTE and I'm taken back by Norm and his CUTENESS comments. Oh, the eating turd comments are not CUTE... let me make that clear!

You all have a CUTE day! :p

And with all this CUTE talk, I feel all girly. I think I'll wear pink today!

I think I'll wear pink today!
As will Norm no doubt:D


However, in your case, with a puppy, I'd recommend talking to a vet. Your pup might be lacking something in his diet.
The vet says to feed him pineapple, after checking that he was actually a qualified vet my Mum listened to his advice. Apparently pineapple tastes nice on the way in but tastes really $hitty once it's been passed (excuse the pun). I'm a little skeptical as I'd imagine that turd doesn't really taste that great in the first place:rolleyes: The added pineapple apparently makes it unbearably foul - as I said, I don't think it'll work but we'll see I guess.

Hi.....One of the best ways to stop feces eating is to give your dog canned pumpkin in their food. The canned pumpkin taste good to them and after they digest it,,,,,,,,,they don't like it. Hope this helps someone.

I think I'll wear pink today!

Pink what??;)