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There's just a smell in the car she drives, the room she's in, that damn near drives me mad!! I can tell she's been in a store up to 34 minutes after she's left. (we've timed it in Wal Mart actually, in the pharmacy dpt.). I can smell her everywhere I go that she's been. I've been married over 6 years and can still tell the last time she drove my car instead of her own. I was curious if this is all pheremones or what. I'm not complaining, I can tell how much money she spent by going to the mall :D But you know what I mean. Does this carry over into LE?

Well, um....

You see, its like this -

I think.... uh, hmmm.


Okay, this thread is just weird I give up.

Someone needs to go to sleep.

Yes. If you think that's bad get her off hormonal contraception. It gets 10 times easier to be keyed in on her and the you-know-what is 10 times more amazing.

Yes. If you think that's bad get her off hormonal contraception. It gets 10 times easier to be keyed in on her and the you-know-what is 10 times more amazing.

:eek: :eek:

:eek: :eek:

I'm not joking. They've done studies with monkeys. After they put the females on hormonal contraceptives the males lost interest and began homosexual activities. When the females went natural the males became interested in them again. That stuff affects her and you. I've been on both sides of the fence and I can tell you from first hand experience it affects you both. We'll never go back. She is healthier and much more interested in it and I am affected similarly as well. Without getting graphic I'm tuned into her and my body knows what's going on with her. Look at all the kids I have.

I'm not joking. I've done studies with monkeys. .
:eek: SO that's why you kept marking 10-6 (busy, unless urgent) at Mill Mountain Zoo!!!!!!!!!


;) BWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA

I've been on both sides of the fence and I can tell you from first hand experience it affects you both.

Are you trying to tells us you had some...um....experiences with man?


-Just kidding! But I believe what you said. I think I remember reading an article on it too!

I can tell she's been in a store up to 34 minutes after she's left. (we've timed it in Wal Mart actually, in the pharmacy dpt.).


:confused:

Seriously, did you REALLY sit in a Wal Mart timing your wifes smell ?

I am done with this thread.. this could easily go down the path of some real bad jokes :D

When I smell my wife she just pushes me out of line at the bank............LOL :D

:eek: SO that's why you kept marking 10-6 (busy, unless urgent) at Mill Mountain Zoo!!!!!!!!!


;) BWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA

You wouldn't know about that if I hadn't caught you there with the sheep.

There's just a smell in the car she drives, the room she's in, that damn near drives me mad!! I can tell she's been in a store up to 34 minutes after she's left. (we've timed it in Wal Mart actually, in the pharmacy dpt.). I can smell her everywhere I go that she's been. I've been married over 6 years and can still tell the last time she drove my car instead of her own. I was curious if this is all pheremones or what. I'm not complaining, I can tell how much money she spent by going to the mall :D But you know what I mean. Does this carry over into LE?
I've been married 11 years and am ready to smell someone else's wife. When is she available?

I so cannot post what i am thinking

You wouldn't know about that if I hadn't caught you there with the sheep.
Well i happened to take the sheep out on a date...so I was entitled ;)

Okay, this thread is just weird I give up.

LMAO! I am totally with you on this one.

But hey, I was at a friends house last night trying on some dresses, yes dresses :rolleyes: , for a wedding I have to go to soon, and I swear when I put one of them in car and drove home, not 15 minutes later did my car smell like their house. :p

Look at all the kids I have.

Yes well wouldn't that be the point of the contraceptive in the first place?

*Takes two steps in the door, looks around puzzled and goes back outside.*

Yes well wouldn't that be the point of the contraceptive in the first place?

Hey if you want your wife to gain weight, get acne, depression, irritablity, increased risk of cervical, breast, and liver cancer, stroke and heart attack, blood clots and loss of sex drive have at the hormonal contraception. If you want to be tuned into her body and have the most amazing you-know-what then get rid of it. There are still ways to avoid pregnancy that have a higher success rate than the contraceptives anyway. :p :D

. There are still ways to avoid pregnancy that have a higher success rate than the contraceptives anyway.
Abstinence? :eek: Seems to be working great for me lately :rolleyes:

Seriously, did you REALLY sit in a Wal Mart timing your wifes smell ?

Ditto? Hehehe


I've been married 11 years and am ready to smell someone else's wife. When is she available?

Ditto! Bwahahahhah...*weeze*...Bwahahaha


Dudes, What is going on in this thread? :confused: :D

hit it reads like an episode from Animal Planet, doesn't it? :eek:

Abstinence? :eek: Seems to be working great for me lately :rolleyes:

I wouldn't be talking about the best you-know-what if we weren't doing it frequently.

All joking aside if you want to supercharge your marriage and do something great for your wife's health: Click Here (http://www.nwfs.org/nfp.htm)

I wouldn't be talking about the best you-know-what if we weren't doing it frequently.

All joking aside if you want to supercharge your marriage and do something great for your wife's health: Click Here (http://www.nwfs.org/nfp.htm)


Okay... it takes a lot to shock me... A LOT! But I NEVER thought I'd see a post about CHARTING a fertility cycle on Real Police.net. LMFAO!!!

Funny thing is when you first posted about an "alternative" I thought "he's either talking about abstinence or charting... and there's no way I'm about to bring up charting with these guys!" lol.

talking about abstinence
That's what I thought. :D


The ony charting I'll do is charting the next football game :p


Hmmmm maybe that's why I've been getting the abstinence hehehe

Not to be rude but if you smell your wife 30 min after she leaves a store like Walmart then maybe you should ask her to shower more often!! :D Just kidding... I have a wierd ability to recognize my wife after she's been in an area like my car and such although I never timed it .

Okay... it takes a lot to shock me... A LOT! But I NEVER thought I'd see a post about CHARTING a fertility cycle on Real Police.net. LMFAO!!!

Funny thing is when you first posted about an "alternative" I thought "he's either talking about abstinence or charting... and there's no way I'm about to bring up charting with these guys!" lol.

I'm all about great marital relations in the bedroom! :D

My car smells of stale cigarette smoke and stale fart. No wonder my wife always insists on driving her own car. ;)

Hutch

I wouldn't be talking about the best you-know-what if we weren't doing it frequently.

All joking aside if you want to supercharge your marriage and do something great for your wife's health: Click Here (http://www.nwfs.org/nfp.htm)


LOL Just need a shirt now. "Catholics Do It Better." :D

LOL Just need a shirt now. "Catholics Do It Better." :D

Rep owed! :D

Rep owed!


He He He. I thought you would like that. :p I wanted to rep you for the NFP, but it won't let me yet. :D

LOL Just need a shirt now. "Catholics Do It Better." :D

And on the back you could have "But 20% will be up the duff by this time next year" :D

And on the back you could have "But 20% will be up the duff by this time next year" :D

Huh? :confused:

Huh? :confused:

Merely pointing out that the failure rate of this method is 2-20% in those properly trained in it's use.

Suppose I should've put "But 20% could be up the duff this time next year"

My eyes are bleeding again....

My eyes are bleeding again....


That's not healthy, you should see a doctor about that. :D

Merely pointing out that the failure rate of this method is 2-20% in those properly trained in it's use.

I know more babies from pill and condom failure than NFP method failure (and being in the community we are around a lot of NFP people.)

The sympto-thermal method of NFP (basal body temp, cervical mucus, and cervix) has a 99+% method effectiveness rate, with a 90-98+% use effectiveness rate. --Frank-Hermann, P. et al, Advances in Contraception, 1997, 12:179-189.

NFP methods relying only upon cervical mucus observations have a method effectiveness rate of 99+%, with a use effectiveness rate of 85-98+%. --Hilgers, T.W., et al, Journal of Reproductive Medicine, 1998, 43:495-502.

The Pill has a method effectiveness rate of 99%, with a use effectiveness rate of 92%. --Planned Parenthood

Method effectiveness rate--rate of pregnancy when method is followed perfectly

Use effectiveness--rate of pregnancy when method is used in "real life," which includes chance-taking, carelessness, and misunderstanding of the method

NFP has similar or better effectiveness rates as the pill but none of the harmfull side effects and abortifacient qualities.

Condoms fail to prevent pregnancy up to 15% of the time, even when used correctly.

http://www.osv.com/periodicals/show-article.asp?pid=985

“When used to avoid pregnancy, [the BOM, Billings Ovulation Method] is safe and reliable. It does not affect the normal menstrual cycle, human health and sexual life. Since it is easy to learn and convenient to manage, it can be adapted widely, as it is not limited to cultural levels and/or different occupations. Because it has no contraindications, side effects, and requires no government investment for manufacturing contraceptives and devices, etc., it is a very good method which benefits the nation and the people.”

“Not long afterward, a further instruction came from the government that when the couples were being instructed about birth control it was compulsory for the BOM to be presented to them along with mention of some of the other methods.”

“We are confident that the BOM will soon become the method of choice in China for the postponement of pregnancy,” It's highly unlikely that a government like China with it's population concerns would endorse any method with the failure rates sugested by critics.

A letter to the editor from my wife who is the real expert:

To: 'speakup@billingsgazette.com'
Subject: Letter about birth control article

Dear Editor:

I am writing in response to the article titled, "Many forms of birth control available," written by Dr. Hanly Burton in the Sept. 28 issue.

Dr. Burton states that "Unreliable methods of birth control abound. Natural family planning, also known as the rhythm method, does not have a good success rate for preventing pregnancy." First, natural family planning (NFP) is NOT the rhythm method. The rhythm method has a high failure rate because it is a "cookie-cutter" approach to fertility and every woman's cycle is different. Modern NFP techniques, however, work by having a woman observe and interpret her individual fertility signs such as changes in body temperature and cervical fluid. The two most common NFP methods--the sympto-thermal method and the ovulation method--are up to 99% effective in helping couples avoid pregnancy, according to the World Health Organization.

In fact, NFP is so effective that the Chinese government declared in 1995 that it must be presented to all citizens as part of its compulsory family planning instruction. There are currently more than 50,000 Chinese instructors teaching NFP and nearly 4 million couples using it to avoid pregnancy with an overall success rate of 98 to 99 percent. Just this month, governments in India and the Phillipines also declared their intention to promote NFP. The citizens of these nations have serious reasons to limit family size. It is doubtful that their leaders would endorse NFP if it were the unreliable family planning method Dr. Burton stated.

Publishing erroneous information about NFP does a serious disservice to women and couples who may greatly benefit from it. In my 20s, I suffered terrible side-effects on the Pill and Depo-provera because I was unaware that there was an effective family planning alternative. Then I learned about NFP and within a few months, I had lost weight, shaken my chronic irritability, and regained my libido. I was so grateful for NFP that I became an NFP instructor in 2004.

Such side-effects are commonly experienced by those who use hormonal contraception and that these agents are contraindicated for many women. In contrast, NFP can successfully be used by any woman of any age at all phases of her reproductive life. Because users chart their individual fertility signs, NFP can be used regardless of cycle length. It also can effectively be used during the post-partum period, while breastfeeding, after discontinuing hormonal contraception, and during premenopause.

If your readers would like to learn more about NFP, they can visit Northwest Family Services' website, www.nwfs.org. The organization even has an online NFP course for those interested in learning the method outside the traditional classroom setting.

I can just imagine Valor's bedroom walls with a giant chart on it.

"Soooo...how we looking tonight?" :D

All kidding aside, that is interesting. I must say, I never thought I'd see a thread like this on a police forum.

I can just imagine Valor's bedroom walls with a giant chart on it.

"Soooo...how we looking tonight?" :D

All kidding aside, that is interesting. I must say, I never thought I'd see a thread like this on a police forum.

We all have interesting lives off duty don't we? I wasn't joking about supercharging your marriage. When my wife got off the hormones it was like a veil was lifted. Things are MUCH better now, in and out of the bedroom. :D

Valor, that is honestly great to hear. I was reading an article from Christianity Today (linked from one of your sites above) and it had some interesting things to say about NFP and the spiritual connection there.

And on the back you could have "But 20% will be up the duff by this time next year" :D


Argh. We have had this discussion. If the Good Lord wills it, it will be done, regardless of what we do. ;)

And I am a BC/Condom pregnancy.

Now let's get back on topic. Catholics really do, do it better. He He He

I agree with Jynkxxie ;)

Argh. We have had this discussion. If the Good Lord wills it, it will be done, regardless of what we do.


Good point. There WAS that Mary chick who thought that abstinence was fool-proof, and she got pregnant anyway! :D


And maybe Catholics DO do it better, but they always feel so GUILTY about it! :D

He He He, but that is what makes it feel so good. :p

He He He, but that is what makes it feel so good. :p
Did I mention that I was a priest off-duty and any time you wanted to stop by and "confess" your sins, please feel free to stop by!!!!! :)

I know more babies from pill and condom failure than NFP method failure (and being in the community we are around a lot of NFP people.)

The sympto-thermal method of NFP (basal body temp, cervical mucus, and cervix) has a 99+% method effectiveness rate, with a 90-98+% use effectiveness rate. --Frank-Hermann, P. et al, Advances in Contraception, 1997, 12:179-189.

NFP methods relying only upon cervical mucus observations have a method effectiveness rate of 99+%, with a use effectiveness rate of 85-98+%. --Hilgers, T.W., et al, Journal of Reproductive Medicine, 1998, 43:495-502.

The Pill has a method effectiveness rate of 99%, with a use effectiveness rate of 92%. --Planned Parenthood

Method effectiveness rate--rate of pregnancy when method is followed perfectly

Use effectiveness--rate of pregnancy when method is used in "real life," which includes chance-taking, carelessness, and misunderstanding of the method

NFP has similar or better effectiveness rates as the pill but none of the harmfull side effects and abortifacient qualities.

Condoms fail to prevent pregnancy up to 15% of the time, even when used correctly.

http://www.osv.com/periodicals/show-article.asp?pid=985
It's highly unlikely that a government like China with it's population concerns would endorse any method with the failure rates sugested by critics.

A letter to the editor from my wife who is the real expert:
To: 'speakup@billingsgazette.com'
Subject: Letter about birth control article

Dear Editor:

I am writing in response to the article titled, "Many forms of birth control available," written by Dr. Hanly Burton in the Sept. 28 issue.

Dr. Burton states that "Unreliable methods of birth control abound. Natural family planning, also known as the rhythm method, does not have a good success rate for preventing pregnancy." First, natural family planning (NFP) is NOT the rhythm method. The rhythm method has a high failure rate because it is a "cookie-cutter" approach to fertility and every woman's cycle is different. Modern NFP techniques, however, work by having a woman observe and interpret her individual fertility signs such as changes in body temperature and cervical fluid. The two most common NFP methods--the sympto-thermal method and the ovulation method--are up to 99% effective in helping couples avoid pregnancy, according to the World Health Organization.

In fact, NFP is so effective that the Chinese government declared in 1995 that it must be presented to all citizens as part of its compulsory family planning instruction. There are currently more than 50,000 Chinese instructors teaching NFP and nearly 4 million couples using it to avoid pregnancy with an overall success rate of 98 to 99 percent. Just this month, governments in India and the Phillipines also declared their intention to promote NFP. The citizens of these nations have serious reasons to limit family size. It is doubtful that their leaders would endorse NFP if it were the unreliable family planning method Dr. Burton stated.

Publishing erroneous information about NFP does a serious disservice to women and couples who may greatly benefit from it. In my 20s, I suffered terrible side-effects on the Pill and Depo-provera because I was unaware that there was an effective family planning alternative. Then I learned about NFP and within a few months, I had lost weight, shaken my chronic irritability, and regained my libido. I was so grateful for NFP that I became an NFP instructor in 2004.

Such side-effects are commonly experienced by those who use hormonal contraception and that these agents are contraindicated for many women. In contrast, NFP can successfully be used by any woman of any age at all phases of her reproductive life. Because users chart their individual fertility signs, NFP can be used regardless of cycle length. It also can effectively be used during the post-partum period, while breastfeeding, after discontinuing hormonal contraception, and during premenopause.

If your readers would like to learn more about NFP, they can visit Northwest Family Services' website, www.nwfs.org. The organization even has an online NFP course for those interested in learning the method outside the traditional classroom setting.


And on that note, I just lost every bit of spontaneity I might of have had. That is an awful lot of math, sex terms, and mucus glands all bundled up into one brain tiring post!! I don't know whether I am informed, weirded out, or awe struck. :o If you swear by it, then it could be worth a shot (no puns here). If you blow it on the first try, you don't get any do overs with a baby.

One question though, just how does one go about measuring the cervical fluid?:confused:

*pokes my head into thread*

Whoaaa... nope.. wrong room.. anyone seen the place with boobs and beer?

OMG! You all are FREAKING me out! lmfao! I know about ALL this stuff... but all of you ARE NOT supposed to... and you're definitely not supposed to be having a discussion about it! Isn't it against the law for male cops to be sitting around talking about mucus glands, cervical fluids and temping? I think there are pigs flying... there's a snowstorm in hell... and I have seen God!

Angel it takes two to make a baby ;) My wife has fertility problems and well I became edumacated about the whole process. I just a loving and supportive husband, and I make a great bra too! ;)

If you blow it on the first try
You having issues there dep'ty swampass?

And maybe Catholics DO do it better, but they always feel so GUILTY about it! :D

That's an old myth. I have nothing to feel guilty about in the bedroom. :D

OMG! You all are FREAKING me out! lmfao! I know about ALL this stuff... but all of you ARE NOT supposed to... and you're definitely not supposed to be having a discussion about it! Isn't it against the law for male cops to be sitting around talking about mucus glands, cervical fluids and temping? I think there are pigs flying... there's a snowstorm in hell... and I have seen God!

It's sad when society's expectations of men are so low. All I (and evidently others here) have done is taken the time to learn how our wive's bodies work and work with them instead of forcing them on our schedule.

It's sad when society's expectations of men are so low. All I (and evidently others here) have done is taken the time to learn how our wive's bodies work and work with them instead of forcing them on our schedule.

I know a lot of women who use NFP and I'd say about 50% of the husbands are involved like you evidently are. I think that's awesome. And it's kind of funny when the females talk about how excited their husbands get when they're first starting out and doing all the graphing and stuff.

I retract my statement that you are not supposed to know all this stuff... I was joking around and definitely did not mean to offend anyone. I think I was still in shock about seeing the words "mucus glands" on a police forum. :D

Well, it looks like this thread has covered all the bases.

I know a lot of women who use NFP and I'd say about 50% of the husbands are involved like you evidently are. I think that's awesome. And it's kind of funny when the females talk about how excited their husbands get when they're first starting out and doing all the graphing and stuff.

I retract my statement that you are not supposed to know all this stuff... I was joking around and definitely did not mean to offend anyone. I think I was still in shock about seeing the words "mucus glands" on a police forum. :D

I wasn't jabbing at you specifically.

One of the reasons my wife likes it so much is that I have taken up some knowledge and responsibility and all our family planning isn't totally on her shoulders any more.

It's sad when society's expectations of men are so low. All I (and evidently others here) have done is taken the time to learn how our wive's bodies work and work with them instead of forcing them on our schedule.


I figure it's no big deal to force her on my schedule being as it's only twice a year and it takes me less time than a beer commercial anyway... :p :D

I figure it's no big deal to force her on my schedule being as it's only twice a year and it takes me less time than a beer commercial anyway... :p :D

Ah! The Pony Express? I'd enjoy UPS Ground better but for some reason I'm always on the Fed Ex Priority...

You having issues there dep'ty swampass?

Hey now, leave stamina outta this!! :eek: :D

Hey now, leave stamina outta this!! :eek: :D
Who's he???

And it's kind of funny when the females talk about how excited their husbands get when they're first starting out


I get excitied when first starting out too!!!!! ;) Wanna come to Michigan wOOt wOOt!!!! :D

To the OP...your wife needs to shower more frequently...;)

This thread is just plain...well...weird. lol

There's just a smell in the car she drives, the room she's in, that damn near drives me mad!! I can tell she's been in a store up to 34 minutes after she's left. (we've timed it in Wal Mart actually, in the pharmacy dpt.). I can smell her everywhere I go that she's been. I've been married over 6 years and can still tell the last time she drove my car instead of her own. I was curious if this is all pheremones or what. I'm not complaining, I can tell how much money she spent by going to the mall :D But you know what I mean. Does this carry over into LE?


I get the same thing from my girlfriend of 5 years. I smell her specificaly. She has no idea what it is but I can just smell her scent. It's almost like a dog thing because no one else knows what Im talking about. What phenomenon! :p

I thought this thread was about wives making guys strip off their rank body armor and socks in the garage when they get home, but I was following it pretty well until I got to "cervical mucus" :eek:

Scientists have been studying this -- apparently the smell of the other person is based on their genetics, and to some extent so is your attraction to them. It means you're literally made for each other in some way! Now isn't that sweet?

(No comment on the mucus. Ewww.)

(No comment on the mucus. Ewww.)

The chemicals wreaked havoc with my wife. She likes working with the system now.

It wouldn't work for me as there is no rhyme or reason to my cycle, never has been.

I do think my husband smells excellent.

It wouldn't work for me as there is no rhyme or reason to my cycle, never has been.

I do think my husband smells excellent.

Rythm wouldn't then, but that's not what I'm talking about. What my wife does will work for any woman, any cycle, post pregnancy and through menopause.

Well, Valor, without getting into details that would further gross out our more delicate friends here :D, let's just say the method your wife uses in fact wouldn't work for me thanks to some medical conditions. But it's great for people who use it and I salute all the husbands who are gentlemen enough to follow it!

Well, Valor, without getting into details that would further gross out our more delicate friends here :D, let's just say the method your wife uses in fact wouldn't work for me thanks to some medical conditions. But it's great for people who use it and I salute all the husbands who are gentlemen enough to follow it!

Check your PM. :D

I just keep feeding my wife beans and califlower...you can't miss her smell with that combination!

And she keeps eating 'em to cover up your smell, Chewy!

I um...................... just do not know how to respond...yeah ok bye bye.