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02-13-03, 04:59 AM
Understanding female speech patterns

1). We need
means- I want

2). It's your decision
means- The correct decision should be obvious by now

3). Do what you want
means- You'll pay for this later

4). We need to talk
means- I need to complain

5). Sure... go ahead
means- I don't want you to

6). I'm not upset
means- Of course I'm upset, you moron!

7). You're ... so manly
means- You need a shave and you sweat a lot

8). Be romantic, turn out the lights
means- I have flabby thighs

9). This kitchen is so inconvenient
means- I want a new house

10). I want new curtains
means- I want new curtains and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

11). I need wedding shoes
means- the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white

12). I heard a noise
means- I noticed you were almost asleep

13). Do you love me?
means- I'm going to ask for something expensive

14). How much do you love me?
means- I did something today you're really not going to like

15). I'll be ready in a minute
means- Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

16). Is my butt fat?
means- Tell me I'm beautiful

17). You have to learn to communicate
means- Just agree with me

18). I'm sorry
means- You'll be sorry

19). Do you like this recipe?
means- It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it

20). Was that the baby?
means- Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

21). I'm not yelling!
means- Yes I am yelling because I think this is important

22). All we're going to buy is a soap dish
means- It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?

23). Yes
means- No

24). No
means- No

25). Maybe
means- No

02-13-03, 06:50 AM
lol ^5 stu

02-13-03, 09:01 AM
Originally posted by stuohn

4). We need to talk
means- I need to complain

No, It means you better run....Cuz I am gonna pitch a fit.