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TORONTO - An accused drunk driver tried but failed to foil a police breathalyzer after stuffing his mouth full of feces.

"I don't think alcohol alone would make you do something as disgusting as that," South Simcoe Police Insp. Tom McDonald said.

"I've never heard of anything like this before," said the 28-year police veteran.

Arrested Sunday after his Ford pickup was pulled over on a highway just outside Barrie, Ont., the 59-year-old driver was loaded into a cruiser and taken to a police station for testing.

En route, Sgt. James Buchanan said the prisoner vomited, urinated and defecated in the rear of the squad car.

After arriving at the station, he said the man grabbed a handful of his own waste "and placed it in his mouth, :eek: attempting to trick the breathalyser machine."

It didn't work, Buchanan said

He alleged the machine registered two readings of intoxication from samples the suspect provided. Both were more than twice the legal limit.

Officers called in paramedics to check the man.

"They helped him clean himself up," McDonald said.

"This fellow was in dire need of help. It's bizarre, but the effects of alcohol can make people do strange things."

The motorist was charged with impaired driving, plus driving with more than 80 milligrams of alcohol in 100 millilitres of blood in his system. He was released on a promise to appear in a Bradford, Ont., court on May 12.

South Simcoe Police do not identify people they charge.

McDonald said the cruiser took two hours to clean using industrial cleansers, "and it's back on the road."

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0329feces-drunk29-ON.html

*retch* How demented is this dumbass??

LMAO, I would be SURE to invite the next jemoke I stuff in the back seat to take a deep breath of his surroundings, then inform him that he is partaking in a ride in the infamous Ca-ca-cop car. :D

MY GOD. What in the hell is wrong with people?!?

For my own sanity I refuse to beleive that this actually happened. :cool: How is that even a good plan?

It makes one wonder about the thought process this guy had. How does one come to the conclusion that putting poo poo in your mouth will help you pass a breathalyzer?

Hey now, if eating a turd or two helps you pass a breath test, I'm all for it. I wish more people would try it.

If only they released the name..

TORONTO
Canadians :rolleyes:

After arriving at the station, he said the man grabbed a handful of his own waste "and placed it in his mouth, :eek: attempting to trick the breathalyser machine."

It didn't work, Buchanan said

Beautiful!

Eewwwww...phewwwww!!! He has a wonderful but disgusting concept ever heard in the world. YUCK!!!!! :eek:

Yep, Jynkxxie, I wonder the same thing of what is going on with some people. Strange people, I believe. :D

If his name is ever leaked, he'll really have a reason to drink.
And, he will never get laid again.

I'm sure when this goes to court the defense lawyer is going to claim the police department used crappy testing procedures.
I just hope the prosecutor will be able to rip his feces to pieces and flush this case down the toilet.
:D

Canadians :rolleyes:






Now, now. Judging from the predominently American news items that have been posted on this site, reflecting the flotsam and jetson of American law-breakers, can one honestly say that this imbecile, who by the way, lives far out in the country, is representative of Canadians in general? :o

the man grabbed a handful of his own waste "and placed it in his mouth

I guess this gives the real meaning when saying to someone,

" I can't understand you, get the **** out of your mouth"

I guess this gives the real meaning when saying to someone,

" I can't understand you, get the **** out of your mouth"

EWWWWWWWWW. Don't talk with your mouth full. <GACK> I think if I watched someone do that I might actually vomit (and I don't throw up for just anything).

How was this guy handcuffed. I am assuming he wasn't cuffed behind his back.

What a **** head.

Has anyone seen the Mythbusters episode, where jamie and adam get drunk and try all the urban legends on how to fool a breathalizer?

Not even Adam and Jamie would try this!

As soon as this idiot is convicted, let us hope his name is spread everywhere.

Guess he took the old adage about being so drunk he was s***-faced a little too far!

I think they should let him go. He put poo in his mouth, that is punishment enough.

If I were on the jury that would be enough to convince me of an insanity plea.

Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "potty mouth".

That is definitely grounds for a 72hr study if I ever saw one!

Marine, I sure did. Actually, this came up in another recent thread. That was fun to watch. Too bad this guy didn't watch..

This guy's litterally "full of ****"!;)

Maybe he was so drunk, that he thought his sh*t was chocolate??

Suspect, "Hmmm, This chocolate smells funny and why is there corn in it?"

It was attempted suicide. He remembered that phrase "eat sh** and die".