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07-14-04, 08:03 AM
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from an (obviously) female acquaintance. ) /\/\
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the
loan officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and
needs toborrow$5,000.The bank officer says the bank will need
some kind of security for theloan,so the blonde hands over the
keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car isparked on the
street in front of the bank, she has the title and
everythingchecks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as
collateral for the loan.The bank's president and its officers
all enjoy a good laugh at the blondfor using a $110,000 Benz
as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employeeof the bank
then proceeds to drive the Mercedes into the bank's
undergroundgarage and parks it there.Two weeks later, the
blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,which comes
to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy
tohave had your business, and this transaction has worked out
very nicely,butwe are a little puzzled. While you were away,
we checked you out and foundthat you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bothertoborrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park
my car fortwo weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there
when I return?"
Finally, a smart blonde joke.
from an (obviously) female acquaintance. ) /\/\
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the
loan officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and
needs toborrow$5,000.The bank officer says the bank will need
some kind of security for theloan,so the blonde hands over the
keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car isparked on the
street in front of the bank, she has the title and
everythingchecks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as
collateral for the loan.The bank's president and its officers
all enjoy a good laugh at the blondfor using a $110,000 Benz
as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employeeof the bank
then proceeds to drive the Mercedes into the bank's
undergroundgarage and parks it there.Two weeks later, the
blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,which comes
to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy
tohave had your business, and this transaction has worked out
very nicely,butwe are a little puzzled. While you were away,
we checked you out and foundthat you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bothertoborrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park
my car fortwo weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there
when I return?"
Finally, a smart blonde joke.