- Woman sues over bloody Happy Meal
- Man Attempts Suicide by Crucifixion
- Student falls down stairs to his death. Friends put him on couch and keep partying
- Mafia Widow To Sue HBO For Real-Life 'Sopranos' Story
- Killer Mom Who Cut Off Child's Arms Called 'Sweet'
- Woman shows up at police station with $3 to buy pot
- Early Closing Thwarts Bankrobber
- American Airlines Pilot Arrested On Suspicion Of Drunkenness
- Skull aboard flight from Haiti likely used in Vodou
- Jailed For Life For Throwing Slipper At Judge
- Spiteful dad convicted of hiding kids
- Man Marries Bride Right After Sentencing
- City councilman admits egging police officer's car
- Burglar Eats, Watches TV and Checks E-Mail
- This is just a fairy tale.................
- Woman accused of mailing condom bombs
- Police: Father Catches 'Peeping Tom' At Daughter's Window
- Robber Holds Up Golf Tournament
- Suspects Arrested In Snatching Of Necklace From 5-Year-Old
- Fun times at work
- Woman’s invitation ends in arrest
- Bare-Bottomed Woman Arrested After Police Chase
- Angry Customer Slams New Vehicle Into Dealership
- James Bond Film Director Wearing Wig, Dress Busted For Prostitution
- Crash at Los Angeles clinic injures 13
- Girl who wanted dad dead is saved from prison - by dad
- Man Accused Of Offering Crack To Officer In Marked Car
- Man caught with "female" dummy in HOV lane creates website to raise money for fine
- Jail-release party on wheels takes 2 on detour to... jail
- An Old Favorite from my Security Days
- Felon In Ankle Monitor Brings Guns To Range
- Tip: If you are going to pass a forged a check, make sure you know how to spell
- Man could wind up shovelling horse manure as punishment for punching police horse
- Body in the basement
- Cashier Slapped Robber
- Woman Accused Of Burning Home, Self For Sympathy
- Police: Weaving Driver Distracted By Porn Magazine
- Running a brothel across the street from police station not the best idea
- This Guy Is In The Running For Idiot Of The Year
- Fight over birdseed leads to man getting shot in the groin
- Mom, teen daughter both arrested, accused of starting fight with another teen girl in
- Driver Of Bloodmobile Pleads No Contest To DUI
- 14 arrested in Las Vegas street fight
- Teen's Shirt Blows Open; Cop Spots Machine Gun
- Five arrested in dog-pig fighting
- Punched teacher's assistant cleared of wrongdoing
- Guy robs diner on Monday, goes back on Wednesday and shoots himself in foot
- Inmate with only 10 days left to serve escapes and gets stuck & has to call for help
- Crack Dealer Uses Business Cards
- Dad punches out teacher's aide accused of molesting daughter
- Man gets year in prison in Miami stripper-driving scam
- This isnt good, it really isnt good
- Teen beats up his grandmother - because she won't buy him beer
- Man Arrested After Burglarizing Hotel, Then Leaving Note Indicating Where To Find Him
- Cruiser rammed on purpose
- Man throws his legs at state trooper
- Hey Prowler, Now Urine Jail
- Woman Convicted For Throwing Lettuce On Ground
- Drug Dealer Nabbed After Internet Advertisement
- Woman Opens Trash Can, Finds Robbery Suspect
- Next time, steal something with gas in it
- Transsexual Druggie Spared the Cane
- Robber Leaves His Name, Address
- Police Looking For $2,700 Toilet Seat
- Mom abandons 3 kids for Jerry Springer
- Accused of trying to kill with Visine
- ICE agent arrested in child porn sting, Riverside, CA
- Woman Admits Stealing Money to Pay Restitution for Previous Embezzlement Cases
- Man Buries BMW to Collect Insurance Money
- Taking a taxi from the bank after robbing it wasn't the brightest thing to do
- Man planned to kill parents to get money to open Amsterdam coffee shop
- Ultimate deadbeat: Dad faked own death to avoid paying child support
- Students busted for illegal downloads blame file-sharing service
- Man charged with fraud, ID theft against Favre
- Man Arrested On Drug Charges After Falling Asleep At Drive-Thru
- Police: Aunt Intoxicated; 11-Year Old Niece Behind The Wheel
- Parrot attacks, helps identify burglary suspect
- Idiot of the Month: Juror Shows Up to Court with Pot
- Nun 'Bribed Cop To Beat Drink-Drive'
- High Court says no free speech for penis
- Man's racist slurs prompt time in black churches
- 'Drunk' defendant takes beers to court
- Woman Who Dressed As Aunt Jemima Arrested And Banned From Council Meetings
- Man robs Burger King, returns the following week to apply for a job - and is hired
- Michigan Man Jailed on Assault Charges After Handshake Sickens Three People
- Kidnap/Robber goes to jail with Victims
- 2005 Darwin Awards
- Security guard shoots himself accidentally, tries to blame someone else..
- Ohio authorities say woman's body left in front of a TV set for 2 1/2 years
- must be in Kansas
- Shop Assistant Found Naked With Mannequin
- 'FINDME' Plate Dooms Alleged Bank Robber
- Radio show caller--how he gets out of traffic tickets...
- Funny story for anyone who wants a laugh
- first car chase of the new year
- Robbers' Criminal Dress Sense
- Artist locks himself in chains and forgets the key
- Stolen Car Suspect Drives to Fla. Jail
- Burglar forgets to hang up phone he stole allowing police to listen to his getaway
- 'John Doe' Goes To Court As Cary Police Search For Identity
- Security Camera Fun
- for those of you who will party til you puke and pass out tonight
- Man dangles for hours after burglary plans hit a snag
- Three 10-year-old boys break into a school and have a 5 hour, naked vandalism party
- Armed Robbers Steal 1st Aid Kit Instead Of Cash
- Handcuffed Man Drives Off in Police Car
- Teacher standing naked in the snow claims he's Jesus Christ
- Man Caught Drinking An Hour After DWI Sentencing
- Ohio police arrest man who allegedly stole a purloined roast in a golf cart
- Judge Catches Man Drinking an Hour After DWI Sentencing
- Man Accused of Lobbing Urine Into Yards
- 'Santa' Arrested After Beating Street Sign
- Naked 'Satan' Injures Fla. Sheriff's Deputy
- Man Pleads No Contest To Using Cattle For Sexual Gratification
- Thief discovered that the Christmas party he chose to pickpocket was held by P.D.
- Deputy Turns Thief
- Mo. woman swallows cell phone whole after arguing with boyfriend
- Burglar's Car Gets Stuck in Ice
- 3 men charged in botched West Allis robbery
- Slaying Suspect Mocked Police On Web
- Polite Bank Robber Waits to Be Arrested
- Robber's plan to stick up store goes wrong when clerk tells him to "Get lost"
- It's that time of year again
- I wish I had the video from tonight...
- 'Santa' in England Pays Drivers' Fines
- Woman calls police over robbery while in possesion of marijuana
- Letterman lawyers fight restraining order
- Man Accused Of Exposing Self Blames Wardrobe Malfunction
- A Not So Merry Christmas For City Pub Thief
- Doctor Charged With Treating Cancer Patients With Weed Killer
- So a drunk walks into a bar right...
- Man Caught in Woman's Room After Wacky Chase; Officer Gets Ride From Pizza Man
- Teen steals St. Louis Airport Police car, leads chase
- Robbery suspect caught via cell phone....
- Calfornia store manager makes life miserable for would-be robber
- IN Trooper Kills Burglar at his Own Home
- City to give drunk drivers ‘free night'
- Water pistol stick-up a washout
- Woman With More Than 100 Animals Arrested
- Santas Go On Rampage in New Zealand
- Woman booked for stealing Christmas presents steals mug-shot camera from police.
- Man Tries to Alter Parking Ticket
- Dispute over bag of Doritos leads man to pull an assault rifle on store clerk
- Major crime in progress
- 13 year old girl robs bank.
- Street Racing
- Andi the Ohio Police Dog Named in Lawsuit
- 3 fourth graders arrested for making counterfeit money
- Robbery Suspects Drive Into Police Station Parking Lot By Mistake
- First rule. Speak the language.
- Dumb thieves caught trying to sell art back to gallery they stole it from a month ago
- Idaho Officer Stopping to Help Stranded Traveler Finds Wounded Deer in Trunk of Car
- A late entry for 2005 Mom of the Year
- Drunk Driver Rang Police
- Brothers' try to resolve dispute with a shotgun duel inside the house ends in a draw
- When Im bad, Im really BAD
- German teen’s smoke break leads to Singapore jail
- Drunk Driver Calls The Police By Mistake
- Boy plays with found bullet, shoots self
- Teacher arrested for snorting cocaine in class
- New Zealand Man Tries to Rob Bank by Phone
- If trying to outrun the cops, it will help if you have some gas in the car
- Dumb Car Thieves Smile For Speed Camera
- Bank Robber Referred To Next Counter
- 10-Year-Old Girl Goes for Joy Ride in New Mexico, Then Tells Police She Was Kidnapped
- Man Released From Jail at 7 A.m. Steals Van Three Minutes Later
- Man Dies After Stealing, Crashing Ambulance, Police Say
- 83 Year old woman who preferred wild look rakes up $1.8 million in citations
- Woman Who Thought Block of Cheese Was Cocaine Charged With Trying to Hire a Hit Man
- Prisoner Escaped To Buy MacDonald's
- Customer Pays Pizza Delivery Man With His Own Stolen Credit Card
- Man Argues He's Too Overweight for Jail
- Robber Met By Laughter
- OnStar leads police to drunken drivers
- Police nab armed robber as he returns to scene to claim his gun
- LoL
- Salvation Army bell ringer thwarts kettle thief
- Mother tries to help son get friends so she throws a keg party
- Deerfield Beach man faces child porn charges after computer repair job
- Wrong number leads to drug arrest
- Argument Over Beer, Spaghetti Leads To AK-47 Shooting
- Arizona Boy, 13, Takes Police Car on a Joyride, Then Calls Police on Cell Phone
- Please use other door
- "All I do is kidnap, shoot and sell drugs... I'm not a rapist."
- Ronald MacDonald Charged in Wendy's Theft
- CHP Impersonator pulls over man in Pittsburgh, PA
- Wash. Man Caught in Doghouse by Police Dog
- Drunk Man Leads Police On Low-Speed Lawnmower Chase
- Cops nab suspect by saying they have an Xbox 360 for him
- Drunk Man Seeking Taxi Hops Into Police Car
- Woman Returns Home To Find Alleged Burglar Napping
- everyone is happy to see me.................
- Naked prowler shot in genitals with Taser by deputies near Fort Myers Beach
- Man accused of assaulting girlfriend — with a cactus
- 22-yr. old denied driver's license back after 27th speeding ticket, and 4 accidents
- Angry Augusta man sets fire to himself
- Man walks up to friends and notices they're crying- they're reading about his death
- Webster University student arrested for "letting it all hang out" at a career fair
- High School student who peed in the ice machine gets 10 day suspension
- Security catches a man on the floor humping a mannequin in the Washington Pavillion
- Woman calls 911 after getting cold onion rings
- Never the ones you want to see
- Woman claims being pregnant qualifies her to use the HOV lane
- S.C. Police Say Gunman Robbed a Restaurant Twice in One Day
- Woman to wed man who held her hostage
- Alleged Burglar Tries to Hide in Oven
- Twins in trouble together again
- 49 yr old b-ball coach makes 10-12 yr olds on his team run naked to punish them
- 22 yr old naked man jumps around fire in elevator during a psychotic episode
- Community Ministries Director assaults two Best Buy employees and punches a cop
- Drunk college kid transporting a keg crashes stolen golf cart into campus police car
- Maryland lawmakers trying to make photos looking up girls skirts/down blouses illegal
- Dumbass of the month
- Old people do good, crim do bad
- Officer on domestic, leaves work early, takes the victim back to his house for sex
- Note: When obtaining 10 pounds of marijuana, DON'T have it Fed-Ex'd...
- Note: When applying for a P.D., don't be a wanted felon...
- Championship winning soccer victory turns into a "coming out" party in the newspaper
- I only had one beer after you arrested me the first time
- We don't always catch them because we're good.....
- Scavenger hunter asks police officer for help, gets arrested instead
- My lucky day!
- Damn, am I pissed......................
- You know you work in God's country when....
- Car thieves didn’t do their homework
- Burglar Kidnaps Parrot
- Stupid criminals everywhere
- So there I am, driving along minding my own business
- Some nights just SUCK
- Had a High Speed pursuit because the driver "thought" he was revoked
- Man Killed in Mont. House Fire Was Burglar
- Tip: If you are going to run from the police, don't wear baggy pants
- Man busted for driving in carpool lane with kickboxing dummy
- Woman on trial for using Super Glue to stick it to ex-boyfriend
- Man dressed as demon charged after fracas
- Man raped by dog...
- Texas Judge Orders Mayor to Leave Town
- "The (misguided) flight of the bumblebee"
- Passengers in stolen car restrain would-be carjacker
- Stealing from FOP...
- Suicide Unreported For Hours, Mistaken for Halloween Decoration
- I'm showing this article to my wife..LOL
- Woman Used Stolen Card to buy Lottery Ticket; Wins $1M
- Man Posing As Cop Shows Woman His Tattoos
- An Attorney in court for his 2nd DWI, shows up drunk
- Todays learning experience is .............
- Internet home movie helps nab hoons
- Man Arrested for Impersonating U.S. Marshal
- Man accused of leaving lewd photos on women's cars, he would wait to see reactions
- I got one for you, involves counterfeiting and fraud.