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  1. Tow truck driver unloads van to discover it's full of stolen items from his own shop
  2. Police: Mom Asks Son to Sell Pot for Bail
  3. The good old days!!
  4. Parents Indicted After Son Has Affair, Child With Teacher
  5. A rookie gone wild!!
  6. Principal angry after grads grab his *** during ceremony
  7. Man In Crowd Gets Caught With His Pants Down Mooning Police Car
  8. Man in police station asks for light - for crack pipe
  9. about got my assets ZAPPED last night
  10. If your friend has narcolepsy don't pull a prank on him when he falls asleep
  11. City manager in Peachtree City, GA arrested for DUI while driving a golf cart
  12. Rather than pay an illegal parking fine to reclaim his car, man sets his car on fire
  13. Funny Story...
  14. Angry Ex-Girlfriends Out Fake U.S. Marshal
  15. Woman Pleads Guilty to Aiding Teen Husband
  16. Idaho Woman Breaks Into Dog Pound
  17. So these attorneys showed up at court this morning
  18. Man breaks into liquor store, then can't get out
  19. Vandal Fingered Himself As Suspect
  20. Witness Foils Robbery By Slashing Tires Of Getaway Car
  21. 6-Year-Old Fla. Girl Charged With Felony For Kicking Teacher's Aide
  22. One for the good guys!
  23. And this holiday weekend winner was (speeder)
  24. Woman fails DUI video...
  25. 6 year old found with pot....Dad takes blame
  26. Thieves Rob Pennsylvania Hotel, Leave Checkbook Behind
  27. Man who 'ate' driving forms fined
  28. Trail Of Snack Food Wrappers Leads Police To Burglary Suspects
  29. Woman Arrested For Shooting Bottle Rocket At Sheriff's Helicopter
  30. Suspect Escapes Houston Cruiser Traveling 55 mph
  31. If you have a large amount of drugs in your car, make sure to turn lights on
  32. Woman's Toes Licked By Man Hiding Under Car
  33. Women Accused Of Carjacking Across From Florida Police Station
  34. Driver Has 18 Times Legal Alcohol Limit
  35. Fake Officer Arrested After Pulling Over Deputy
  36. Fake Officer Arrested After Pulling Over Deputy, Restrained With His Own Handcuffs
  37. Pantsless man extracted from chimney; claims he got stuck while stargazing
  38. "Mugging for Dummies," chapter 1: Choose Your Target Wisely
  39. Why it is just a bad idea to bring your ax to the police station
  40. Trio accused of stringing rope across road to slow down bikers
  41. Neighbor from hell sends Chinese restaurant 164 unwanted "takeaways."
  42. Man Takes Police Station Gumball Machine
  43. Wife Rips off Husbands Testicles with Bare Hands
  44. Burglar breaks into funeral home, falls asleep in coffin.
  45. Couple took 4 year old daughter along on church break-ins
  46. Patrons at a bar in Sydney have foiled masked robbers by throwing stools at them.
  47. Juror In Kentucky Trial Jailed For Sending Critical E-Mail To Defense
  48. Criminal tries to use stolen credit card, credit card actually belongs to the clerk"
  49. Woman Left Friend As 'Security'
  50. Baby Kidnapped While Mom Helps Car Crash Victims
  51. Man admits to sex with girl, 13, For nearly two years, man lived secretly in house
  52. Do NOT mess with Troopers!!!
  53. Doctor convicted of gunning down seagull that crapped in his wife's salad
  54. You know you're having a bad day when someone steals your whole damn front yard
  55. Homeless Foot-Licker Charged in Calif
  56. Wife squeezes husband's groin so hard that he had to be hospitalized
  57. "Fake Deputy" gives DUI test
  58. Officer finds own lawnmower in van...VIDEO
  59. Teacher Accused Of Improper Relationship With Student, Also Wanted To Go To Prom
  60. Doctor crashes backhoe, gets DUI
  61. Mayor Accused Of Discounting Water Bills For Sex
  62. Thief locks self inside van equipped with child safety locks
  63. If you are hacking your bosses computer, it's not a great idea to tell colleagues
  64. Man writes letter to woman he robbed after seeing her divorce certificate and picture
  65. Another MySpace Bust
  66. Man bites off own tongue, spits it at police
  67. Fondness for feet leads to jail
  68. redneck stupidity
  69. Mom Helps Bake Ex-Lax Cookies for Teacher
  70. Law student tries to impress girlfriend by driving 126 mph
  71. Thieves Paint Stolen Dog
  72. Photos of marijuana lead to man's arrest
  73. Teen smoking pot on MySpace.com gets him arrested for possession of drugs, firearms
  74. Tea Tainted with Laxatives
  75. Students Face Charges In Super-Glue Prank
  76. Man robs bank and gets away...but couldn't fight the urge to stop and get pancakes
  77. Teen ran over pal because he "gets off on this kind of thing"
  78. Teen boys, 13 and 14 arrested for bank robberies
  79. If your going to shoplift, don't stop and try hitting on the female cashier
  80. Man charged with assaulting ex-girlfriend with dildo
  81. New York City man charged with assault after licking women's feet in the subway
  82. Oops..........
  83. Pot With Mom Was Boy's Homework Reward
  84. Parents arrested after rat bites their baby 200 times
  85. Man Celebrating Jail Release Arrested For Public Intoxication and Disorderly Conduct
  86. A Whole New Spin on "Killer Tomatos"
  87. It was his toes that tipped off the police
  88. Man runs around naked and dies from Taser
  89. 3rd grader arrested for inappropriate touching
  90. Man locks himself in house after mailing "cat poop sandwiches" to court
  91. Reality check for 5-1-06
  92. Teen arrested for having sex with a horse
  93. Parrot jailed until he squawked
  94. Virginia Woman and Her Adult Son Convicted in Mouse-In-Soup Extortion Scam
  95. Woman, 62, fights $1,431 cable porn bill
  96. When robbing a bank, try to remember that a limo doesn't make the best escape vehicle
  97. If you steal a big-screen TV, be sure to steal a car big enough to carry the TV first
  98. Top Cop Arrested For Bank Robbery
  99. Cross Dressing Jail Guard Loses Lawsuit
  100. Man gets electrocuted trying to steal copper from power lines
  101. Teen Inmate Faces Longer Term After Asking Friend to Take Over His Marijuana Dealings
  102. quote of the day for 4-25-06
  103. Corpse's head stolen
  104. I'll Keep An Eye Out For You
  105. Hamburger
  106. Father shoots computer because son spends too much time on it
  107. I've crashed my car and i've been drinking, please come and get me.
  108. why reading is important...
  109. What not to use in a robber!
  110. Man tries to sell daughter and use money for home renovations
  111. Woman claims she was helping teens by offering them a safe place to drink
  112. 'Street Smart' 10 Year Old Girl Charged With Tossing Crack During Drug Raid
  113. Mich. Teens Charged With Murder Over $3
  114. Teenagers Mistake Scarecrow For Corpse
  115. Third Grader Steals Teacher's Van, Tells Police "He Just Wanted to Drive Around"
  116. BSO: 76-year-old man went door-to-door giving fake breast exams
  117. Underwear Bandit Robs Fairfield Store
  118. You can't catch me!
  119. Father of the year wants to get tipsy with 3-month-old; puts brandy in son's bottle
  120. Drunk dad flipped golf cart filled with kids, charged with felony DUI
  121. Three-Year-Old Snitches On Dad
  122. I am going to be a trooper
  123. Police: Mother Arrested For Allowing Kids To Moon Cars
  124. In case your wondering why you didn't get that Easter basket
  125. Suspect charged with "cooking meth" in speeding car
  126. Serbian prisoner sews lips and tongue to avoid court hearing in robbery case
  127. Cops with tasers: 1 Man with big-*** sword: 0
  128. When Your Retirement Pension isn't Enough
  129. Murder fugitive found after 30 years in hiding
  130. Father Accused Of Beating His Son After Baseball Game
  131. Man Allegedly Kills Driver Over Parking Spot
  132. Teenager Sets Himself on Fire After Allegedly Trying to Siphon Gas
  133. Woman slashes babies throat in retaliation
  134. Coral Springs dad charged with abuse claims Bible permits spanking
  135. Having a Good Time
  136. Man linked to theft of 854 panties gets year in jail
  137. Man Fined for Selling Moose Head on EBAY
  138. Man trying to use ancient law to overturn a £30 ticket has ended up with £200 fine
  139. Lost driver finds his way to jail
  140. Baby shower gone bad.
  141. Pub Burglars Served Free Beers
  142. Drunk Woman Arrested After Climbing Into Squad Car
  143. Teen busted after posting plans to torch principal's house on MySpace
  144. Mom gets jail for punching, cuffing daugher who stole marijuana stash
  145. Police: Mother Takes $600 To Let Man Molest Son
  146. Flasher impersonates officer to hunt self.
  147. Stupid people
  148. Any good April Fools Stories?
  149. Little dog and cemetery
  150. Silly DWI driver
  151. TSA Screeners admit to stealing from luggage.
  152. retired criminal Inv.
  153. Two teens face child porn charges for posting nude pictures of themselves on MySpace
  154. Drink Driver Nodded Off At Red Light
  155. Ohio Shootout...
  156. I stopped a REAL cowboy today, NOT!
  157. Man Stabs Brother Over Smoking In Home
  158. Mom accused of abducting kids, posing as dad for 2 years
  159. MySpace used to track down rape and robbery suspects
  160. The real Mrs. Doubtfire got away with it for five years before he was found out
  161. Auto-Theft Suspect Triggers Road Rage Chase in Florida That Ends in Gunfire
  162. Pensioner Arrested For Sex While Driving
  163. Man Arrested After Asking Officers To Test Crack Pipe
  164. Police Chief Charged. Story at 10:00
  165. (KSL) Crossdressing gas station robber snared by his own fishnet pantyhose
  166. Woman Charged With Biting Off Man's Tongue
  167. Father Uses Shock Collar on Children
  168. Woman Charged With Stabbing Woman To Death Over Beer Purchase
  169. Teens partying to raise bail money arrested on drinking charges
  170. Check out these two idiots
  171. Guy tells police he was just putting his new Porsche through its paces, at 193 mph
  172. Woman who ripped off ex-lover's testicle jailed
  173. Quote of the night
  174. Thief drives off with truck - and tracking device, FBI says
  175. Masked gunmen pick the wrong credit union to rob
  176. It's A Bum Rap For Teen Vandals
  177. Deportee jumps from plane
  178. Two Men Arrested After Mistaken 911 Call
  179. Today's 3-year old bringing pot on a school bus brought to you by Monroe, MI
  180. Elderly lovers stopped on dangerous joy ride
  181. Surveillance cameras catch thieves stealing surveillance cameras
  182. If your job is stealing cars, don't forget today is bring your son to work day
  183. Police: Woman Faked Rape To Avoid Being Fired
  184. Of all the things to put on head during robbery, milk crate shouldn't be on the list
  185. It's always fun and games until somone pulls a gun out.
  186. Kilt-Lifting Scotsman Kicked Off Train
  187. Man busted in Calif. with billion dollar bills
  188. Vandal Leaves $200 to Fix Car Windshield
  189. Driver Fined £207,000
  190. 3-year-old boy shoots mom in the knee
  191. Man drives in reverse for 25 miles
  192. Woman steals courthouse rug after paying speeding ticket
  193. Scotland's dumbest criminal has been jailed for 28 months
  194. Bank Robbery 101: If you're going to be the getaway driver, you'll need the car keys
  195. Topless woman says police are picking on her for being topless
  196. Don't you just hate it when your surgeon shows up drunk in the operating room
  197. Stop for Directions Foils Alleged Car Thief
  198. Thief's mom carries stolen purse into daughter's sentencing
  199. "Speed Trap" Check Sparks Investigation
  200. Suspect Tried to Bite Self to Death
  201. Police called to fight over toilet paper
  202. Fake cop with fake badge tries to pull over real cops with real badges
  203. Teen's stolen legs returned
  204. Drunken Hearse Driver 'Bit Cop'
  205. Family makes 1,000 phony calls to 911 in two months. Authorities not amused
  206. Armed Woman, 75, Dons Steelers Ski Mask, Holds Up Bank
  207. UNC Grad in Court on Alleged Hit and Run
  208. BSO: Teens Break Into Home, Spend Weekend, Smoke Pot
  209. cab luck
  210. Whoever thought that Rhode Island could be this exciting?
  211. Accident Victim Allegedly Fakes Blindness
  212. Mom Calls Police After Son Found In Neighbor's Home
  213. Man who claims that he shot his girlfriend 3 times says he was really to kill himself
  214. Mannequin stunt earns 'road time' for motorist
  215. Armed thief violates rule of having a crime partner by shooting him during robbery
  216. A woman in Iowa, USA allegedly faked her own death to avoid paying parking tickets.
  217. Father released from jail to donate kidney to son. Takes off instead
  218. In case there is any confusion, a four-year old boy can't seduce a 37 year old woman
  219. Dumb: Posting your pic on myspace.com while holding a gun and bag of marijuana
  220. Florida Man Showing Off His OnStar Attracts Cops, Who Find Cocaine on Car's Console
  221. Woman Fakes Death To Avoid Paying Traffic Tickets
  222. What did he think was going to happen?
  223. Burglar Leaves Parole Card Behind
  224. I hate early Sunday mornings
  225. Man mails package of marijuana, puts his return address, but not mailing address
  226. 12-Year-Old Arrested After Imitating Movie With 911 Call
  227. Driving tip: Don't honk at the cops
  228. Probably not a good idea to celebrate getting your driver license by going 105mph
  229. Armed Gang Steals 25 Million Pounds
  230. Man Gets Life In Prison For Unwanted Kiss
  231. 70% of 1%ers Depressed
  232. Police Hunt Cross-dressing Bank Robber
  233. Police: Man Killed Neighbor Because She Kept Slamming Door
  234. If tipping over tombstones, make sure one doesn't fall on you, preventing your escape
  235. Felon claims web surfers are masturbating over her mug shot on The Smoking Gun
  236. Daytona man set on fire after Taser hits lighter
  237. Woman stabbed husband for refusing sex
  238. Man's plan to use a false name fails when police see his real name tattoed on neck
  239. Pretty Smart Criminals
  240. If you are going to lead police on a chase, make sure to release your parking brake
  241. If you have to go to the hospital, don't bring your 44 grams of meth with you
  242. A man steales a police car out of a police station!
  243. Fla. Man Kills Roommate Over Toilet Paper
  244. Man who jumped White House fence says Bush told him to do it
  245. Mom arrested for dropping her 6-year-old daughter off at school... On a Saturday
  246. Man turns to the police to complain about the poor quality of the marijuana he bought
  247. Stupid criminals using a shopping cart to transport stolen items in fresh snow
  248. 2-Year-Old Wanders 1/2 Mile From Home While Dad's On Computer
  249. Burglary Victim Charged With Burglary
  250. These middle school kids paid $1 a day so they could skip gym class