- Woman accused of trying to spike ex-hubby's coffee with cocaine
- Woman charged after falsely claiming that her son is dead
- Doughnut Thief Faces 30 Years
- Suspect aids in police-dog training
- Cops arrest "Dr. David" after learning he's actually a landscaper
- Ambulance Driver Charged With DUI
- Mom and two pals charged with letting toddler smoke pot
- Man Jailed for Trying to Pass $1M Bill
- Man extradited over blowpipe shooting
- 11-Year-Old Boy In High Speed Car Chase
- Thief Steals Cut-Out Cop
- Escaped Convict Found At Police Party
- First-Grade Teacher Arrested In Her Classroom for Public Intoxication
- Minister steals wedding presents
- Coke smuggling bugs
- Man arrested for mooning the cops; routine DNA sample ties him to unsolved rape case.
- Charges dropped in sherry enema death case
- Michigan State Trooper hosts underage drinking party, county mounties break up fun
- Driving a stolen car? Have drugs on you? Tip: Don't visit your boyfriend in jail
- Contest over! Here's the worst-mom-of-2007 "winner"
- And now, for Mom's viewing pleasure, the birthday knife fight
- Couple owes $80,571 for blowing through Illinois toll plazas
- Naked Robber Caught On CCTV
- Kids turn mom in for dealing dope
- Good standing lawyer charged with robbery attempts to jump off 'hospital ' building.
- Golf cart joyride leads to a D.U.I.
- Teens Charged With Blowing Up Washing Machine
- Wrong place, right time!!
- Man Arrested For Beheading Duck At Minn. Hotel
- Unlucky Burglars Break into California Police Training Exercise
- Woman gets life sentence in accident that killed 3 (while eluding a shoplifting chase
- When texting your friend about buying pot, make sure he still has the same phone
- When shipping pot, make sure you have the right address
- Heroin-dealing grandma gets 10 years
- Former newspaper reporter charged in Georgia bank robbery told police, 'I'm broke'
- They should hire him for TASER commercials
- Woman Threw Baby At Officer
- US man arrested after asking federal agents about lost cocaine
- 'Penis pump bomb' case dropped
- Cops charged in cowboy hat caper
- Snitch had sex 4 times, so lawyer asks: Who's the victim?
- Sex aid burglar escapes jail
- Crazy 911 calls
- OJ Simpson arrested
- Woman drives into police dept lobby because she was upset that she lots her license
- Officer Scares The Crap Out of Fugitive
- Fake Firefighter Showed Up at Disasters
- tonights winner
- Bank Robber Uses Own Check in Robbery
- Mugger picks on blind judo champ
- Another old man beats young man thread
- "Bombs Away" Upset stomach gets two kicked off airplane
- Duct Tape Bandit Comes Unstuck
- Assault with the police right next to you.
- Man tries to rob bank.........with police officer 4ft to his left
- Man tries to call 411, accidentally dials 911, gets busted for manufacturing meth
- "If you're looking for weed, my roommate has some for sale"
- Bungling British burglar leaves graffiti giveaway
- I guess he will have to wait to get that motorcycle license now
- Man high on meth attacks dad with bag of Cheetos
- Son kidnaps, threatens to kidnap, mom's cat
- Pedestrian hit by police car suffers broken foot - and £80 penalty for 'denting' car
- Swiss Inmates Slip Away
- Ex-con rams New Hampshire police station with stolen bulldozer
- Tanning shop voyeur avoids jail
- Attention Police Officers: Quit harrassing people!
- Choose your friends wisely
- Police at University of Texas publish a daily listing of campus crimes
- Woman forges checks for bday party, drug debt
- Charges dropped against sunbathers who flashed their breasts at CCTV camera
- Sex tip: Make sure your partner isn't kinkier than you
- Vibrator robber jailed over raid
- Bears eat man at beer festival
- Rule #467: Don't deny until accused
- Mom Sentenced for Posing As Son's Wife
- BWAHAHAHA: Woman Calls Police About 'Fake' Cocaine
- Girl can't handle jail; "Theres a bullet in my Jag"
- Don't Rock the Boat
- Mom of the Year candidate arrested for tying son to stairway railing. With his hair
- Police: Man Calls 911 When SWAT Team Enters Home
- Man Smuggles Monkey Into NYC Airport
- New York Meter Maids Falsify Tickets
- 'I'm A Drunk' Shirt
- Amputee driver sentenced to prison
- Truth in advertising
- Teens thrash fake officer
- Poor Guy.
- Don't turn your back on the old guy!
- Inmate found guilty in masturbation trial
- FHP busts serial sports-bike riding speeder
- Thief, victim meet at store
- Naked Couple Fall 50ft To Their Deaths
- Mom microwaves 3 week old: I was too drunk
- YOu can't out run a pack of Police K9s
- Inmates Accused in Name Copyright Scheme
- Pupil given £5,700 after breaking into schoo
- ROTFLMAO, so you think I can be a cop when I get out?
- Dumb robber - busted by patrols
- Bored Fireman Accused of Fake 911 Calls
- Teen Kills Brother Over Whose Turn It Was To Play Video Game
- Be careful out there when you're stealing copper wire
- Police: Man Carrying Marijuana Flags Officer For Ride
- Dont smoke around thebombs.
- How not to get out of Jury Duty
- Poser pulls over cop...
- Michigan man shot; doesn't realize until day after when going to work
- Dont Use this Excuse to get out Jury Duty...
- Psychotherapist Abuses Patient with Multiple Personalities; Pleads Confidentiality
- Bank Robber Hails Cab To Escape, Doesn't Make it Too Far
- Teens allegedly force mother, son to have sex
- 11 year old charged with DUI, fleeing
- Preteen Sisters Arrested for Kidnapping
- Man slaps girlfriend; 3 passers-by punch, kick, stab him
- Snatch and grab results in 5 arrests.
- 'Bullet-headache' man's wife held
- ‘Muscles man' Aki arrested again
- Get instructions on safe cracking before the job
- Big Sexy has been lying to us about what he does
- Man gets 10 years in license shooting
- Wrong suspects, but they're busted anyway
- If you are being chased by the police, asking for a 'time out' is unlikely to work
- USSC: "Bong hits for Jesus" not protected speech
- Another reason to wear your body armor
- Tip: Hide that blunt before asking a cop for directions
- Merseyside's stupidest criminal - Christopher Croston
- World's Smartest Man PIC
- Chief resists arrest VID
- He sleeps with the fishes. No, really.
- Dumb Burglar
- Arrested After Shooting Computer
- TSA under fire for sippy cup incident
- 11-Year-Old Attempts to Carjack with a hammer
- Cheesy crime!!
- Teen caught on video having sex with horse in barn
- Judge Orders Man Not to Have Girlfriend
- Nomination for Mother of the Year
- Man Gets 2 DUI's On Same Day From Same Cop, Then Shows Up Drunk For Arraignment
- Man shoots computer after catching wife chatting with guys
- Grrr...Child Tied in Hot Car As Couple Dines
- Butts steals toilet paper
- Drug dealing teen calls cop by mistake
- New Dumb Criminals Area
- From Cat_Doc's neck of the woods comes ...
- California Woman Fakes Abduction to Get Out of Date
- Rambo goes AWOL
- Man Deemed Drunk Appears To Fall Asleep During D.U.I. Hearing
- I think I need smarter crooks...................
- Testing the limits of a test drive
- Dog stolen in AZ found in IN
- The Wild West, East Coast style
- Bwahahahaha
- Man attacks pizzeria manager with machete over slow delivery
- Condemned Inmate Looking for Perfect Joke to Deliver at Execution
- Father Charged After Running Down Daughter With Van
- One stop shopping
- Gas station burglar hurt in fall, sues apt complex
- Man tried to buy 9-year-old for sex
- Man caught in industrial fan is killed
- Man nabbed in traffic stop claims drugs were his son's graduation present
- Dumb and Dumber
- Man Charged With Stealing Shoes To Smell
- Wendy's Manager Shot Over Chili Sauce
- Robber asks victim if she'd go out with him sometime
- Mom Accused Of Using Stove To Discipline Kids
- I'd like a Big Mac, large fry, and a DUI ...
- Leave the grill on or I'll spatula you!
- Man walks into 7-11 and tries to pay for chips and Gatorade with half a bag of weed
- TV Cop Charged With Impersonating Police Officer
- Dumb footballer gets canned
- Child in day care dies after being bound with tape by daycare worker!
- 12 Pounds Of Pot Mailed To Elementary School
- If you're proposing to your ex-wife make sure there's no restraining order on you
- Teen Charged With Serving Pot With Happy Meal
- 11 year old girl kills home invaders
- Man Charged With Burning Baby In Microwave
- Bank robber turns self in, tries to collect reward money from Crime Stoppers
- Man Sells Neighbor's Dog At Yard Sale
- Man Beat 8-Year-Old Son With Belt For Losing Football Game
- 8-Year-Old Leads Police On Pursuit, Mother Of Boy Then Attacks Police
- Guy named "Stoner" busted growing weed.
- Don't belt whip mom!
- Stolen SUV Stuck in 90 Degree angle between 2 freeways
- Dual candidates for Parent of the Year
- Man takes a bath to save taxpayer money
- Dead Fawn, Dressed Like Baby, Left at theater
- Humorous reminiscences…
- Armless driver faces prison after police pursuit
- Man tries to bribe his way out of being arrested, calls buddies to bring money
- Another genius security guard
- If growing pot, try not to do it on the property of the deputy police chief
- Cops Vs. Sirius
- Talk about a sore winner
- Man killed over Playstation dispute
- If planning on tipping over tombstones, try not to get trapped under one
- Man mails dog feces with his parking ticket payment
- Dont burglarize recent combat vets.
- Ohio Couple Put 2 Sons in Cage
- Mom of the Year candidate
- A great day for security
- Escaped Prisoner 'Missed His Mates'
- Wendy's Restaurant Robbed By Two Managers From Another Wendy's
- Wannabe Bounty Hunter Arrested For Shoplifting
- Wrecker and his Marijuana
- Woman, 72, kicks man in groin, smacks him with shovel, for not giving her beer money
- Watch that first step/jump
- Idiot Mom Pulls a Gun inside a School
- School fight involves parents
- Pregnant 9 year old?!?!?!?
- If you lose a pot pipe on your schoolbus, it's probably best to just write it off
- Special Ed student beaten by asshat with arm cast
- If you go to the police station to apply for a gun permit, leave your pot at home...
- LOL: 3 Appeal jail term. Court finds original sentence too lenient
- If you plan to beat someone with a pool cue, try to make sure it's the right person
- Real Dumb
- Go Dad!
- Mother sends teenage kids into store to shoplift, ditches them when the cops arrive
- WTH was she thinking?
- Burglar's Light Hands
- Man shoots at firefighters because they wouldn't get his cat out of a tree
- Oops! Crooks call 911 while trying to set up drug deal
- Man hands police pot pipe instead of identification
- Woman blames shoplifting on irritable bowel syndrome
- Church leader with teen girl, dad says
- First night on the job
- I was drinking but i wasn't driving
- If You are Going to Try to Elude Police by Jumping into a River
- Officer Sinks Cruiser
- Man robs bank for scam email
- Man tells cops about his girlfriend's 50 pounds of marijuana after she stabs his dog
- Crook nabbed after his leg falls off
- Mom of the year uses MySpace to find someone to kidnap her son
- From the "Department of not so good plans"
- Worker started fatal fire to save job
- Happy Birthday Grandma!
- Baby dies in high-speed chase
- Man arrested after threatening to shoot trooper in voicemail
- Firefighter in bikini and wig caught performing lewd act, arrested for DUI
- Sometimes karma gets you quick.
- Chameleon Smuggler Left Red Faced
- Man arrives at DUI hearing drunk
- But this can't be right you say . .
- Well, it worked the first four times ....
- Grandma 1, Perp 0
- Parent arrested for cutting & biting classmates who bullied her college aged daughter
- If you're going to write phony checks ...
- Connecticut Chase Suspect Clamed to be VP
- Charges Dropped in Goat Paint-Spraying Case
- Police explorer steals patrol car!
- Grisly details end search plans for A&M student
- Housewife Convicted Of Killing, Frying Husband