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Originally Posted by Brendon
What were the felonies?
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You're new(er) so I'll give you a quick heads up. Pafindr is guilty of At Least 2 major felonies that I'm aware of - misrepresenting himself to be a true-blue American and operating a rogue Hummus terrorist cell in Florida.
You should see the lengths this guy goes to - posting a picture he found in a wallet (of a cowboy and his pickup truck and guitar) and claiming it's him. This guy isn't even a rhinestone cowboy - he's a sequin cowboy. If he's got a guitar, you can bet there is plastic explosive in it and he's on his way to the nearest airport. He's never even heard of Shania and his favorite song is Janet Jackson's What Have You Done For Me Lately. The closest thing he's come to a pick up truck is the ice cream truck he's been driving while casing the local sensitive infrastructure facilities. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw him make a phony delivery to his cohorts at 31 Flavors last night. But sadly, since we can't waterboard anymore, we'll probably never get the truth out of him... :(